Something to Share… “Sex Education by Phua Chu Kang (SO FUNNY)”

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng’s son, Aloysius 

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ? 

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah ! 

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ? 

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ? 

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ? 

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don’t pray pray ah ! 

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses? 

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ……….. 

Aloy : Why is it most men don’t like wearing condoms when they are making love ? 

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not? 

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ? 

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ………………………… you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!! 

Aloy : Wah …… Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah …… ,’ Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!’ also ah!!! 

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