Something to share… “Kids Are Quick”

Laughter the best medicine. 

 

Kids Are Quick 
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA:
      Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS:       
 Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 
JOHN:         
You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’

GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’

TEACHER:  No, that’s wrong

GLENN:       
Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it..
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TE ACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER:  What are you talking about?

DONALD:     
Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!

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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN:        
Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’
MILLIE:          I is..

TEACHER:    No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’

MILLIE:          
All right……  ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’     
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s 
cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the axe in his hand.
   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      
No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :      
No, sir.  It’s the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD:       A teacher
 

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